Archive for January, 2009

Korean Guy Sings Touch My Body, Here We Go Again

January 28th, 2009

Like any Communist country, capitalist innovations tend to have a 30-year delay before reaching the reds. The last time I visited China in 2000, Michael Jackson and Boys II Men were still the premier American pop stars. Inn reality, China today is as capitalist as anyone and North Korea’s not exactly following the guidance of Karl Marx. Where Fidel’s “stepped down”, Russia’s playing video games and importing Fords, the Berlin Wall is no more, and China has refreshed their playlists on American pop – moving beyond communism has brought us another blight.

With a regular influx of American pop into Asia, we in turn get fresh interpretations of how American songs ought to be sung. Sometimes in the form of jersey and hat sporting pop-rap and sometimes in William Hung’s She Bangs American Idol performances. Since the airing of Hung’s performance, the latest buzz on dreadful Asian interpretations reside amongst our Korean friends.

I don’t know the name of this guy, but singing Mariah Carey’s Touch My Body… just watch the clip, it speaks for itself.



Kanye West & The Teriyaki Boyz – A Bit Of J-Hip Hop

January 27th, 2009

Socrates knew that he was the wisest man alive. Why? For he knew one thing, that he knew nothing. I’m not so bold as to make such a statement, but I will say one thing, and that is I know NOTHING about Asian pop, hip hop, and pretty much any contemporary music from the far east. 

But through Imeem I came across an interesting collaboration between Kanye West and the Teriyaki Boyz (A Japanese Hip Hop Group). Interestingly enough, Nigo, a member of the J-Hip Hop group is the same Nigo that founded BAPE – a popular urban brand in Asia and the U.S. Come to think of it, maybe that’s why Kanye did the collab. 

It’s not quite my flavor of hip hop, but peep it.

  

Happy Lunar New Years

January 26th, 2009

Last night, besides listening to Oakland’s typical street noise creep through my window – The usual scraper drudging down the street, the AC transit, or the occasional gun shot – I instead heard the lovely crackling of firecrackers. It took me a minute, but I soon realized the clock struck 12 and the lunar new year had begun.

Holding true to this blog’s message that not all Asians are simply Chinese or Japanese, Happy lunar new years to everyone who celebrates it! Happy Chinese New Years! Happy Vietnamese New Years! Happy Korean New Years! Happy Tibetan New Years! And Happy New Years to anyone I may have missed.

It’s the year of the Ox!

The Ox is the sign of prosperity through fortitude and hard work. This powerful sign is a born leader, being quite dependable and possessing an innate ability to achieve great things. As one might guess, such people are dependable, calm, and modest. Like their animal namesake, the Ox is unswervingly patient, tireless in their work, and capable of enduring any amount of hardship without complaint.

Yeah Yeah, I know, it wasn’t really necessary to post that, but it’s my zodiac year, let me enjoy the moment.

Asian American Guys Still Left Out Of TV And Media

January 23rd, 2009

Asian American Real WorldRight after Tuesday’s historic inauguration, I crossed one item off my list of things I never expected to see in my life. As our 44th US President Barack Obama took office, hope began to muster behind the possibility of a racially harmonious America.

Sadly, as an Asian American guy, I crossed “black president” off my list before “Asian guy on The Real World.” No, I don’t really have a list tucked away somewhere in the attic, but truth remains that America elected a black president in 56 elections before MTV executives could cast an Asian Male in 21 seasons. And keep in mind, the 56 elections spanned across slavery, Jim Crow, and various other far bearing barriers… Just in case you’re unfamiliar with the show, The Real World is cable station MTV’s longest standing series. The Real World reality show features 7-8 cast members each season from around the US. The show focuses in on inter-personal relationships between cast members featuring everything from sex, drama, to “work.” The show maintains a mixed sense of diversity for the most part casting Caucasians. But every season, at least one token minority is thrown into the mix – usually a black, Hispanic, gay/lesbian/transgender, or a mix of the former. 

A handful of Asian females have made there way onto the show but an Asian male has yet to break into the scene. If it ever happens, I wouldn’t be surprised if they grabbed a emasculated Asian guy compared to the typical straight steroid juiced male members of the show. 

Anyhow, as only our better halves – Asian women everywhere – have no trouble landing on the Real World, Room Raiders, Parental Control, or whatever overly-done reality show MTV has in store for us next, I’m glad to see Asian guys have stormed all over one show, America’s Best Dance Crew. Randy Jackson’s show, currently into it’s third season, features Hip-Hop dance crews from across the US who battle one another for a cash prize and music videos. Surprisingly enough, 12 out of the 31 crews across the first three seasons featured male and female Asian dancers. 

As I’m pretty sure I can name all the non-martial arts Asian male actors off the top of my head (B.D. Wong on Law and Order: SVU, Daniel Kim as Jin on Lost, Ken Leung on Lost, John Cho’s various guest appearances), MTV’s dance show is at least a start. Progress is progress, but until MTV catches up with America, I won’t hold my breath for an Asian guy on The Real World.


New To Season 3, Quest Crew

New To Season 3, Quest Crew




The Jabbawockeez Won Season 1

The Jabbawockeez Won The First Season


Chinese People Are Black In South Africa

January 16th, 2009

 

Just a completely random picture I found

Just a completely random picture I found

For the most part, and we all know this, Chinese people are crazy. Chinese patrons will negotiate and bargain over a 50 cent sticker. Chinese families will go to the ends of the Earth to set up a dollar store. Heck, if the Army ever managed to find Bin Laden, I’m sure a Wang’s Noodle House will be around the corner of Osama’s cave. 

 

Anyway, I’m working on a much longer article, and until then I need some filler stuff to avoid any appearance of being lazy. 

In June 2008, the 200,000-odd Chinese people living in South Africa officially became black. Yup, you heard that right. Now to most of us, if we think of South Africa, the only words that come to mind are Apartheid and Nelson Mandela. The economically and socially dominant white population, although numerically smaller in relation to the population, towered over South African society. After colonialism, without troops for protection, the whites left in South Africa enacted apartheid. If you don’t know what apartheid is, think of Jim Crow times ten. Apartheid classified South Africans by their race and enforced a strict set of segregatory practices throughout the country.

Eventually anti-apartheid activists like Nelson Mandela managed to rid South Africa of racial segregation, at least in the law. For the most part, vestiges from the apartheid era remained prevalent and Black Africans continued to suffer from inequality. 

In an effort to right the wrongs, the South African government passed the Broad-Based Economic Empowerment and the Employment Equity Acts to aid the impoverished.

Where do the Chinese stand in all of this? 

Well during apartheid, the Chinese faced widespread discrimination as they fell under the “mixed race” classification. After the end of apartheid, legislation and initiatives aimed to close the gap treated Chinese as whites and for the most part left the Chinese out. Discriminated against during apartheid and receiving no post-apartheid balancing aid, this past June, the South African government reclassified Chinese in South Africa as Black.

Yup, there we have it. So my Chinese brothers, now we can say “Once you go Black, you don’t go back.”

Source: BBC

Jeremy Lin Asian American Student Athlete Leads Harvard To A Major Upset Over (17) Boston College

January 8th, 2009

 

Jeremy Lin Drives For The Basket

Jeremy Lin Drives For The Basket

If my Asian NFL Football Players post wasn’t enough to convince you that race accounts for little to no reason for the minuscule number of Asian American Athletes, Jeremy Lin serves as yet another example against our stereotype to be physically inept for sports.

The Harvard Crimson, a team that hardly offers athletic scholarships except for maybe crew, under the leadership of Jeremy Lin upset the Boston College Eagles on the road last night. How monumental was Harvard’s upset? One of the best college basketball programs in the nation, North Carolina, Alma mater to Michael Jordan, began their 2008-2009 season 13-0, lost to Boston College earlier this week. Boston College’s next game? Harvard. Just a bunch of rich book-worms right? Wrong, Jeremy Lin and the Crimson controlled the game and set up a NCAA shocker upsetting Boston College 82-70. 

Jeremy Lin, a 6’3″ guard from Palo Alto, led the Crimson with 27 points, 8 assists, 6 steals, and 3 rebounds in an improbably upset.

The Harvard team site modestly describes Lin as:

Heralded guard whose quickness and handle helped make him an immediate impact player as a freshman … Is expected to challenge for a starting position in the backcourt … An accomplished shooter who can affect the game in a variety of ways … Earned a reputation for making plays and winning games during a standout high school career.

source: http://www.gocrimson.com/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=9000&ATCLID=575435

Of course after Wednesday’s game, Lin may deserve some justice in rewriting the team sites blurb.

Anyhow, in high school, Lin may more or less be the stereotypical Asian most imagine us to be. A stand out student, Lin left Palo Alto High with a 4.2 GPA and numerous scholarships, along with the opportunity to attend the country’s most prestigious school in Harvard. But how many stereotype Asian Americans to be good at any sport that doesn’t include a racket or shuttlecock? 

Thankfully, Jeremy Lin, Timmy Chang of Hawaii, Kurt Suzuki of the Oakland A’s, and other homegrown Asian-Americans to come will help break the unathletic stereotypes unjustly attributed to Asian-Americans.

You are the man Jeremy.

ESPN Video Highlights Of The Game Here

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